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Mind Quiz

Disclaimer: Don't worry. Dr Ironwood keeps your results completely private, no one but you has access to your results. It's a man thing.

Question 1

Did you know koalas sleep over 18 hours a day? Lazy litte bastards. Tell me about your sleep habits.

Question 2

Falling asleep can be hard when you're wound up or pissed off-no matter how many sheep you count or foreign films you watch. How long does it take you to fall asleep?

Question 3

Feeling sad is a normal part of life. Like when your team loses the big game or your mum tells you that Bluey didn't go to that "farm" after all. How often do you feel sad, down, blue, hopeless or depressed?

Question 4

They say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I say the best way to understanding the state of a man's mind fitness is also through his stomach. How has your appetite been?

Question 5

Life is like choosing an entree at a top notch steak restaurant - you must be able to make sound decisions to ensure the happiest ending. How is your ability to concentrate and make decisions?

Question 6

Whether you call it self-confidence, bravado or swagger, a healthy self-image is an important trait for every man to possess. How do you view yourself?

Question 7

Your death and/or suicide. Do you think of them?


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Question 8

One of the activities that really gets my blood pumping is golf bag collection. When doing your favourite hobbies and activities, do you enjoy them as much as you used to?

Question 9

Whether you're a social butterfly or more of a caterpillar, spending time with family, friends and co-workers is important for every guy. How do you enjoy the company of others?

Question 10

Let's face it, as most of us get older, we aren't the stallions we once were. But shagging is an important part of life. What do you think about sex?

Question 11

Life is full of annoyances-like ATM queues, football umpires and telemarketers. On occasion, these annoyances can turn into anger. How easily are you angered?

Question 12

When angry, some men say things they later regret. In fact, the Greek philosopher Socrates referred to this affliction as mouth diarrhea. When angry, do you ever say things you regret?

Question 13

Some men punch stuff when angry. And while it may make them feel better for a moment, the wall or face on the receiving end usually does not. How often do you get violent when angry?

Question 14

Many things can cause anxiety, such as a big work presentation, watching your team in a tight match or when you're stuck in traffic. How often do you feel worried, anxious or stressed out?

Question 15

Unless you're Nostradamus, a fortune teller or happen to own a crystal ball, life is unpredictable. And because of this, it can be easy to worry about the future. How often do you worry?

Question 16

In Australia, drinking is the time-honoured way for blokes to unwind after a hard day's work. Getting totally maggoted, however, is not. How much do you drink?

Question 17

How often do you use drugs to get high? Come on now, answer truthfully. I'm not an undercover cop and what gets answered in the quiz, stays in the quiz.

Question 18

Whether it's a lifestyle change, for your health or it's the last chance with the missus, lots of guys have tried to quit boozing and using. Have you ever tried to give up drugs or alcohol?